Total Medals Earned: 715 (From 84 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,735 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/475 points)
Drunken Butterfly
3 Times in 1 Night
Secret Idea
Abstinence
Lover Came Back
Rich Scrooge
The End of Eternity
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
There were 20, not 1.
Open the book!
Solve a puzzle
Solve the word puzzle
Escape!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/11 (130/145 points)
You picked up a few points, good for you!
Looked at the credits, thanks.
Well, that was pretty bad!
Watched the first flash
We golden
Blew your whistle correctly!
I look forward to your review!
You did okay but that's all you did
Not worth as much as gold, but still valuable!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 6/11 (135/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!